Gimme More Sumo!

I’m Jeff and I write this piece of shit.

You might say that I went to the Paul Gascoigne school of better living and social graces. I’m a freelance writer and football hooligan.

I started The Daily Sumo and it’s bastard cousin Hooligan Radio as online vessels to take daily and monthly news stories and rip the hell out of them.

People are always finding new and improved ways to do idiotic things to each other and frankly I can’t wait for the day when we wipe ourselves out for good. For example when I hear that a gigantic meteor the size of Russia is hurtling towards the planet and is going to kill off one third of us…I’ll be a happy guy.

Sadly though the media doesn’t report any actual news anymore. It sells newspapers and commercial time but never actually gives you a fully investigated story and I think that sucks. It uses fear and sensationalism to keep itself in business and you in the dark.

This isn’t to say that media consumers don’t deserve part of the blame. Anyone now in the information age that passively accepts anything it’s cable news channel as the gospel without so much as spending an hour Googling something other where to get a bigger bucket of deep fried beer battered chocolate dipped bacon on a stick for dinner pretty much deserves what they get.

For those of you who read The Daily Sumo I hope you enjoy it. You can also follow us on Twitter and the editors page for more interesting links and assorted bullshit

The Daily Sumo is not to be taken too seriously just a bit of fun reading about stuff that is actually going on in the world. Besides, what the hell do you want for free? A happy ending?

Cheers,

Jeff

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(Contact info; thedailysumo@gmail.com)